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Finding my way in deep space

More than 20 years ago, after the localisation of the first deep galaxy clusters up to 1-2 billion lightyears (LY) away, we read about the 'great wall' (Geller & Huchra 1989). I remember a net of galaxies even resembling some kind of 'homunculus' (Springel et al 2006). But from an actual point of view, attempts to recognize any outstanding structures in this filamentous networks (Ménard, Shtarkman 2022) appear futile. Quasars (most of them about 10 billion LY away) would be bright enough to be seen all over the universe, but their 'lifetime' is limited to only 10-100 million years. Thus, I hope for help by up-to-date celestial positioning systems (CPS) and to keep any smartphone in my pocket after death...
After death? Smartphone?
Maybe you know (or don't you?) that I do not use mobile phones, not to mention smartphones. You may also be aware that one of my projects dealt with impressions of cardiac arrest patients during their 'absence'. A few  of them reported convincingly to have found themselves at some kind of heavenly venue. This experience makes me think now and then, whether something similar could happen also to me (not that far-fetched at my age).
Provided I had a phone on me, even equipped with the appropriate CPS, I could - lost in deep space - simply entrust this app with my earthern address. Before turning to quasars, it may first screen the local microwave background anisotropies to get a first rough idea of where we were. Only then, after a minor translocation into the indicated district, the small device would shift between 3 or 4 far-distant but prominent quasars, before directing me to a flock of galaxy clusters. After a few minutes, a view like shown above would take away my breath.
Since this view would miss the signposts given above, it would still take a while for the app to find our good old milky way among 100 billion other solar systems, but finally all details might fit, including the number of planets, the rings around the 6th, and the moon close to the blue earth. Then I could have a look at the places I used to know in my lifetime. I would be eager to find the apartment I was used to live in. What would I find there? My desperate children trying to get rid of the useless plunder I left behind?
I would be inclined to advise them what to do, but they would not hear me. Also attempts to help them secretly would fail. Finally, I would sit in the moon's crescent, sad and sorrowful. What went wrong? Where was my company? Didn't our patients tell me about deceased close relatives who awaited them joyfully? I would turn around, overwhelmed by myriads of stars glittering all over the black sky.
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MJ Geller, JP Huchra (1989) Mapping the universe. Science 246, 897-903
V Springel, CS Frenk, SDM White (2006) The large-scale structure of the universe. Nature 440, 1137-44
B Ménard, N Shtarkman (2022) The map of the observable Universe, Johns Hopkins University